Ten Things Guaranteed in Premier League Next Season
Alex Ferguson checks his watch, will he receive favourable timekeeping this season?
With the new season just around the corner, I have had a quick look at the things I think will be unchanged in 2010/2011.
1) Chelsea will remain unloved by the mainstream media who will crave a Manchester United or Arsenal title regardless of the events on the pitch, scandals and bias articles will dominate the media.
2) Celery will remain the fans favourite vegetable.
3) Ashley Cole will be booed at every ground he visits (except Stamford Bridge), despite being one of the few England players to perform for England at the World Cup.
4) Arsenal will play attractive football that lacks substance, after flattering to deceive they will leave the title race with defeat to one of the Premier League’s minnows.
5) Frank Lampard will score 20 goals and still not even be considered for critical acclaim or the Player of the Year award.
6) Manchester United will win more than one game in the sixth minute of four minutes of added time.
7) Chelsea fans will do the ‘bouncy’ at away grounds around England and Europe
8) Liverpool will delude themselves that ‘this will be his year’ until around October, when everyone will reach the realisation that even Roy Hodgson cannot mesh a title contending team together.
9) Ten Men will leave to mow a meadow, taking their trusted dog spot with them
10) Chelsea will be writing history and not reliving it
